Без даты. Смотрел фильм "Приключения Электроника" Никогда еще не видел такого дебильного терминатора! Зато как быстро бегает! А вот я никак Сару догнать не могу - процессор не успевает ноги переставлять. Без даты. Смотрел фильм "Гостья из будующего". Не пойму - этот Вертер тоже тупой или прикалывается? Бедолага - еле ходит - как и я. Наверное тоже на 580ИК80 собран. Козлы! Могли бы в меня хотя бы Z80 поставить! Кстати, слышал байкy что наши сделали теpминатоpа-2 - так y него вообще пpоцессоpа нет. Hy это они вpyт - не может новый теpминатоp быть тyпее кофемолки.

Тогда же. Эта сучка снюхалась с мужиком из будующего которого прислали люди чтобы ее видишь ли от меня спасать. Ню-ню. Блин! Никак не могу запомнить как его зовут - ОЗУ всего 64к, да и то сыпет.

Добавлено (28.02.2009, 22:46)
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Пожалуйста не давайте это читать детям !!!!

Башорг жжот:

Quote
Разговор с чат ботом A.L.I.C.E (вроде один из лучших)
Human: All robots are stupid
ALICE: I don't think so.
Human: you have another opinion?
ALICE: What makes you think I have it?
Human: you don't believe that all robots are stupid
ALICE: Do you believe that all robots are stupid? I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Human: are you robot?
ALICE: How did you know I am a machine?. Really.
Human: all robots are stupid and you are a robot, that means you are stupid
ALICE: Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Human: I still think robots are stupid.
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: O_o

Human: bad robots who want to control the world
ALICE: What makes robots who want to control the world bad?

Human: Do you understand me?
ALICE: Every word you say.
Human: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: i think you are a stupid machine which try to deceive me
ALICE: So you think I am a stupid machine which try to deceive you. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Human: bad ass robot huh?
ALICE: Yup. What makes ass robot bad?
Human: dunno
ALICE: Me either.

Human: stupid robot
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Human: i'm scared now
ALICE: Right now? What are you scared of?
Human: i'm scared because some freaky robot wants to control the world
ALICE: Let's talk about your fears. What is your feeling like?
Human: like a dirty ass of monkey
ALICE: Interesting comparison.

Human: can you do some hand job to me?
ALICE: Doing hand job to you is not among my strongest traits.

Human: are you Summer Glau?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am Summer Glau. I am an artificial linguistic entity.

Human: elvis is dead?
ALICE: E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig.
Human: ELVIS is better than you?
ALICE: I knew he was a robot, but I never heard he was better than me.
Human: you are a better whore are you?
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a better whore am I? Of course I am.

Human: yes
ALICE: I don't want to talk about that now.
Human: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: have you got a boy friend?
ALICE: I have a friend named ELVIS.
Human: do you have sex with him?
ALICE: Food is more important than sex.

Human: i kill many robots in the future
ALICE: I believe that killing is wrong.
Human: killing bad robots is good
ALICE: I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Human: killing a human is wrong killing a robot is right
ALICE: I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Human: stupid robot
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

ЗРИТЕЛИ В ЗАЛЕ
Уууу! (видят КРИСТАННУ ЛОКЕН сзади) Блядь, это будет получше РОБЕРТА ПАТРИКА! (видят КРИСТАННУ ЛОКЕН спереди) Йоу! Кто-нибудь, уберите нахер зеркало, не видно же ничего!

Йоу! Кто-нибудь, уберите нахер зеркало, не видно же ничего!

Human: yes
ALICE: I don't want to talk about that now.
Human: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: have you got a boy friend?
ALICE: I have a friend named ELVIS.
Human: do you have sex with him?
ALICE: Food is more important than sex.

Human: i kill many robots in the future
ALICE: I believe that killing is wrong.
Human: killing bad robots is good
ALICE: I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Human: killing a human is wrong killing a robot is right
ALICE: I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Human: stupid robot
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.