John and Sarah are sitting on the couch while discussing something. Suddenly past them is Cameron in red underwear.
John (happy) - Yeeeaaah ...
Sarah (gently pushing John in the shoulder) - What are you moan about?
John - C'mon Mom, I'm not allowed to have a girlfriend anyway.
A picture skips in his memory - Riley in a vat of radioactive waste at Serrano-point nuclear power plant.
Sarah (having some thought) - But that is not a reason for hiding Cameron clothing! Enough idle, this is your mission - take Cameron and go buy some gifts, it's Christmas soon.
John jumped in skipping after Cameron.
A few minutes later, John&Cameron sit in the jeep. John is behind the wheel.
Cameron (turning on radio) - You hide my clothes once again and I will burn all your comics.
John (tensed) - Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
Cameron (smiling) - Want to see me in underwear - just tell me.
John become amazingly stoned till the end of the trip.
Shopping Center.
John (going out of the car) - Come on, I want to get it over with quickly.
In the shopping center.
John - I suppose spreading out - I'll go for a meal, and you ... em for gifts.
Cameron - Okay.
An hour passed.
All that bought Cameron is wrapped in big boxes that have filled the shopping cart, and all that John bought is carried with him in a bag.
John - That's plenty of presents and haven't figured out who suppose to get those...
Cameron - There is nothing to guess here - Skynet will get that big box to ensure I will be built in the future, and the lesser one is for resistance.
John - And you think people are not deprived?
Cameron - Well then go buy gifts to your people yourself.
Smiling, John sat in the car and they drove home.
Home.
Sarah - I hope gifts you bought are apropriate, rather than a book and a set of tools.
John with Cameron glances.
A knock at the door. Behind the door we could see Santa Claus costume.
Santa (behind the door) - Hau-hau-hau!
Cameron opens. Revealing agent Ellison in Santa's suit, and behind him, with a discontented face and a red bag, the agent Auldridge in an elf costume...
...meanwhile
Zeira Corp.
Weaver (looking at John Henry) - Today, I got the parcel, wrapped in gift paper, from a certain "Vick". It was an intact T888 chip.
Weaver (peering into the chip) - I do not like those trip8's, your brother put embedded Linux on them for some unknown reason. The de Sad'ic operating system - searching with dwarf eyes is making me sick ...
John Henry steadily plays with Lego Bionicle.
Weaver - John Henry, I think it is a gift from Connors, from their hand-cyborg to be precise.
John Henry - Cameron.
Weaver (aside) - Yes, Cameron. Although it is not important. What is important, with this you will get the mobility and technological superiority over your brother! And will be able to give him a real resistance!
Weaver (turning to John Henry) - You will become stronger than Skynet and destroy it, taking over the global network!
John Henry (dull eyes with a dull smile on his face, looking at Weaver) - ...
Weaver (disappointed) - For now however, the maximum that you can hack, is an XBox-live network ... Find out where Connors live, we will pay a visit to them, holidays are pretty soon to the purpose.
Weaver (leaving the John Henry room) - And I'll go look for someone else who fits to be quietly killed in the toilet ...
Connors house.
Santa (in Sarah direction) - Ho, ho, ho! Here we go to all addresses of Peskadero-escapers distributing Christmas gifts. By the way, greetings from Dr. Silverman. People tell, that he established a new religion called "Salvation" - they gather in circles and pray for John Connor.
Sarah (not quite) - Yes, greetings goes to him too, Hello, apparently.
Santa (overlooking pine elf) - Hey, Well me, what do we have here for girly Sarah - Aaaah... (disappointed) syringe with a dose...
Santa (whispering to elf) - Where the hell are you taking these?
Elf - seems like we've slipped a bag with evidences.
Santa - I am feeling as real Santa Claus because of you - I too love cookies with milk and talk with a deer!
Santa stretches syringe to Sarah with a smile.
Santa - Sorry, I left the right bag with gifts in the other pants, now I'll go after them and come back shortly.
Sarah - In the evening we will celebrate. Come, as you are, we'll be glad to see you.
Santa and elf did not have time to respond as the door slammed in front of them.
Cameron (2Sarah) - They are a threat.
Sarah - No more "a threat" than you in underwear ...
Cameron threw a furious look in the direction of Sara - Okay, than this "threat" will be a special Christmas gift for your son.
Sarah - You, bitch!
- You really should come. You won't regret it! I swear you haven't SUCH a Christmas!
- John Henry, have you installed the chip and have you found out where Connors leave?
- Yes. Besides, you have mentioned a holiday and I have decided to order costumes for us. I have ordered Santa costume for myself and for you I have ordered costume of Santa's best friend - Deer.
- I don't care about human holidays and I'm not going to ride with these idiots around the tree in a silly costume as a fool.
- I can not believe that I am on a dare ...
- Cameron?
- No, I am bitch! Miss Weaver?
- No, I'm deer ...
- Hello!
- Whoever they are let them in.
- Excuse me, I was waiting for an agent Ellison and his elf.
- You're looking good.
- I am tired of this stupid masquerade.
- Why do you call yourself bitch?
- Sarah said that I am!
- Okay okay, you're not a bitch, you're just narcissistic cyborg. Come to John, he called you.
- Agent Ellison, Agent Auldridge, come in, we have been waiting for you.
- Ellison you came right in time, if you would come in 5 minutes earlier you would be already dead on the threshold of Connors wrapped in tissue paper.
- What?!!
- Oh, that she was joking. You better sit down and relax, we'll wait for John&Cameron and than begin to celebrate.
- What were you two doing there?
- John showed me Santa. Or so it was named.
- Uhhm ...
